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    toilet. Disposal of medicines by flushing is recommended to reduce danger Read my earlier posts – like the viagra eyesite which bombed for example. These are examples of how to suck and wipe simultaneously. Do not try and emulate these posts – I am a fully trained Development and Project Managment Professional with an interest in SEO but no qualifications in copywriting or engaging users (unless on a technical level – maybe I’m missing my calling…). I like to write for cathartic reasons rather than for business reasons (which is probably where I’m going wrong!). Emulate my style of writing only if you want to fail. Miserably.

Who knows – maybe next year, YOU could be the holder of this title. Personally, I’m content in knowing that at least I’m excellent at what I do (nice reframe, huh?). You’re going to have to work pretty hard to beat my “Write A Post and LOSE Traffic” technique if you really want to claim this title next year. I might patent the inverse of this method if I can work out why my traffic increases when I *don’t* post!

I’m guessing some of you might think you can beat me and claim this title. I sincerely doubt that. Look, I have stats to back this up and PROVE this, so you’re going to need to work really hard to convince me.

D you think you can take this title away from me? Let me know in the comments below.

And NO, I won’t accept, “English is my second language” as a vaild reason – there’s loads of excellent Internet Marketers who are foreign and can’t speak English properly (sheesh, some of them spell “colour” without the “U” for crying out loud, and “optimise” with a “Z” – pronounced “zed” btw :P ); or who have typo’s, are dyslexic and can’t even string a sentance together (okay… maybe I’m exaggerating here) but who do just fine in this game. So, I’m going to rule those out…

C’mon then, what are you waiting for? Just try and out-do my crappy copy… but only if you really think you’ve got what it takes to suck at copywriting! Alternatively, if you have too much pride, let me know who YOU think sucks (I’ll be very disappointed if I don’t make it on this list!).

PS: Y’know… I might even run a poll once we get some really good entries in so you can vote. But again, I’m digressing… Focus, focus, focus!

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